So the riverdaleparkette comes here for the first time in forever only to receive an assault about logging in. It's not my fault I rebooted for fun's sake for the first time in six months. It's not my fault that I can actually remember my password the third time around.

I'm posting today to inform my vast readership that soon there shall be a new post... about life here in the best town in the United States.

That's right, a post about a nationally politically important subject, right here, on this bjournal, in the very near future. By "very near" I intend to convey the meaning, "within the next two weeks." While that may not seem like it fits the colloquial definition of the "very near future," the riverdaleparkette deserves that kind of leeway that such a phrase at times elicits from the blogosphere. "Very near" in terms of what? Ancient Greece?" Dinosaurs? The last time a synapse fired successfully?

Through all this I hope my sense of self-importance is being transmitted clearly. My prose, on the other hand, is permitted to be as dense and without meaning as it pleases. Yet not in that vein, I hope that this talked-up post lives up to the riverdaleparkette's expectations, let alone that of the reading public.

Wow. That is what I call suspense. I can barely wait to see what the hell I'm talking about.